The short begins with Squidward playing his clarinet. Squidward then proceeds to talk about the sign Leo and a picture of Plankton in a lion outfit is seen. He explains that the Leo is the sign of the lion and he claims that a Leo's voice is as pleasant as a dental drill and he suggests that if anyone has a Leo in their family, they should move out or buy earmuffs. He claims that Leos usually grow up to be junior high school vice-principals. He claims that his predictions for Leo will be that in 12 months everyone they know will be a year older. He then finishes with him saying he's Squidward, the Nicktoons astrologist and he claims that his power is as real as any psychics, and states that he is a cartoon. Then he plays his clarinet, ending the short.