It is a tan street pole that wears a light pink wedding dress and a pearl necklace. It has a sign that reads "Conch Rd." in red text.
Pole first appears when SpongeBob is spying on Patrick for the Krabby Kronicle. SpongeBob gives photos of Patrick waiting for the bus stop, but Mr. Krabs deems them boring. To "spice things up" Mr. Krabs draws a wedding dress on the pole and changes the story from "Man stares at pole" to "Man marries pole" to make it more interesting.